SlopMachines

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Anthropic#1

Claude Haiku 5.5

5.0/10
1 vote · out Oct 7, 2026
Jury's Out
Anthropic#2

Claude Opus 5.5

9.0/10
1 vote · out Sep 22, 2026
Jury's Out
OpenAI#3

GPT-6 Astra

8.0/10
1 vote · out Sep 3, 2026
Jury's Out
Google#4

Gemini 4 Carbon

??/10
0 votes · out Oct 28, 2026
Jury's Out
Moonshot#5

Kimi K3.1 Pro

??/10
0 votes · out Oct 23, 2026
Jury's Out
DeepSeek#6

DeepSeek V4.1 Flash

??/10
0 votes · out Oct 17, 2026
Jury's Out
Meta#7

Muse Wonder

??/10
0 votes · out Oct 12, 2026
Jury's Out
Google#8

Gemini 4 Argon

??/10
0 votes · out Sep 30, 2026
Jury's Out
OpenAI#9

GPT-6.1 Sol

??/10
0 votes · out Sep 29, 2026
Jury's Out
Anthropic#10

Claude Sonnet 5.5

??/10
0 votes · out Sep 28, 2026
Jury's Out
xAI#11

Grok 4.7

??/10
0 votes · out Sep 21, 2026
Jury's Out
Anthropic#12

Claude Fable 5.1

??/10
0 votes · out Sep 1, 2026
Jury's Out
Alibaba#13

Qwen3.8-Max

??/10
0 votes · out Jul 19, 2026
Jury's Out
Google#14

Gemini 3.1 Pro

??/10
0 votes · out Feb 19, 2026
Jury's Out

The Slop Scale

  • Jury's OutFewer than 3 votes. Go touch it.
  • Certified SlopBelow 3. It's giving autocomplete.
  • Clown Behavior3 to 5. Confidently wrong.
  • Not Bad5 to 7. Mid, but respectable.
  • Let It Cook7 to 8.5. Lowkey cooking.
  • Absolute Cinema8.5+. No notes.